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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:55

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
How can I plan a zero-waste vacation without compromising on comfort?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
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Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Three New Minerals Discovered in the Southwestern U.S. - Indian Defence Review
No go.
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
What do you think about Anthony Scaramucci saying that JD in JD Vance stands for "Just Dull?"
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?