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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Royal Observatory Greenwich: The birthplace of modern astronomy turns 350 - Space

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

How can I plan a zero-waste vacation without compromising on comfort?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

3 Economic Events That Could Affect Your Portfolio This Week, June 16-20, 2025 - TipRanks

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

What to Expect in Markets This Week: May Inflation Data, Apple Conference, GameStop Earnings - Investopedia

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Inside Ukraine’s audacious drone attack on Russian air bases - CNN

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Three New Minerals Discovered in the Southwestern U.S. - Indian Defence Review

No go.

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What To Expect in Markets This Week: Fed Rate Decision, Juneteenth Holiday, US Retail Sales, Tesla Robotaxi Rollout - Investopedia

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

What do you think about Anthony Scaramucci saying that JD in JD Vance stands for "Just Dull?"

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Scientists Predict a Million-Fold Drop in Oxygen — Here’s What it Means for Earth’s Future - The Daily Galaxy

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?